the Unauthorized profile of the fraternity
the Banker - a bona fide poseur whose pretentiousness is only exceeded by his ignorance. In his free time, and he has lots of it being an unemployed burden to family and society, he ‘educates’ himself by watching documentaries and cooking shows.
Wummy – the undisputed head,heart and soul who epitomises everything the AVB stands for. This of course is a load of poppycock. The only thing undisputed is that he’s an obnoxious cunt. It’s also a fact that he’s a dwarf masquerading as a man and is as crazy as a bag of beans.
Pre – our 12 year old who has yet to prove she is anything more than merely a pretty face that adorns our banner
the Dentist - a sexual deviant in the truest sense of the word, this individual has all the makings of being the ultimate menace to society. He seeks to suppress his primal urges with his erotica which serves as an outlet for his carnal frustrations. When he’s out, the women stay in. On the verge of being dismissed from the aVB.
super D – quite possibly the smartest 3 year old that ever existed, he’s also by far the most hideous looking.
the Editor – a mysterious entity whose true identity remains a mystery. Rumours abound that the Editor is in fact the representation of the collective consciousness of the fraternity. But this at this juncture is regarded as speculative drivel till further verification.
